I had a friend in Arkansas that was toying with the idea of buying some land to grow berries. The niche idea was to have people come and pay to pick their own berries. We had also discussed raising alpacas and had numerous humorous discussions on their upkeep. Below is an example of how these conversations progressed. This particular diatribe occurred just prior to December 21, 2012.
Publishing as a test and also because there just hasn't been enough levity lately.
